Does it ever bother anyone else that the predictive text on a mobile phone chooses to display "armchet" before "crochet"?
I've looked up "Armchet" in a dictionary. It doesn't exist!
I've googled "Armchet", and the best it can conceivably come up with is an excerpt from a novel including the word "Arm" as the last word in a sentence, and "Chet" as the beginning of a new sentence.
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling a bit put out by this...